Thursday, February 19, 2009

Courage Campaign

Fidelity: Don't Divorce Us....

Friday, February 13, 2009

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Ranch dressing please

During lunch time I drive a few blocks to Clearwater Harbor where I park by the water to eat. Today I had a store bought "club salad"... tiny bits of turkey, ham and Swiss with a small container of dressing with lots of iceberg lettuce.

I opened all the components & dumped them onto the lettuce. As I reached for the "some assembly required plastic fork" the bowl took a nose dive to the floorboard of my Honda. Many potty words were uttered as I scooped the dressing covered mess up and threw it out my window.

To my complete surprise I was immediately swarmed by seagulls. Who know birds love salad with ranch dressing?

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

An Open Letter...

... to the mother of the octuplets who already had 6 kids.

Dear Mother of 14 children,

What the hell???

I saw your "spokesperson"/agent on Good Morning America today. Fourteen children? All through artificial means! ON PURPOSE!!! Just how on earth are you going to take care of all these kids and properly bond with each one?

You are not married, the babies have no daddy, you live in a three bedroom house with your mother who filed bankruptcy in 2008. Are you insane? If you had that many puppies the authorities would be after you!

Your mother says you're "obsessed" with having children. Are you also "obsessed" with raising healthy, emotionally stable children? Your agent said, "She's smart, she's bright, she's articulate, she's well-educated and she has a wonderful sense of humor." Well educated doesn't make you smart OR capable of raising all these children properly.

Another comment was you are "looking forward to telling her story." I've heard that means a money deal with Oprah, Diane Sawyer or even via your own TV show. Is this your way of being noticed? Are you also looking forward to taking care of and nurturing 14 children?

My heart breaks for the kids. Especially if you are using them for your own celebrity. Shame on you.

I usually try not to pass judgement without more facts and I'm not saying you aren't a good mother but, damn woman, you and your agents aren't doing much to tone down the gossip & rumors.

BTW, my next letter is to your fertility doctor!