Shopping

Why ...

... do people get into the express check out with three times the posted limit?

... don't clerks working the express lane say anything to the person with way too many items who use that lane?

... do people wait until the clerk has rung up and bagged all their purchases before beginning the process of digging for their wallet (or check book)?

... do people who pay by check rarely have their own pen?

... does the cash register tape run out when it's my turn?

... does the cash drawer need change when it's my turn?

... do some retail employees think it's more important to sweep the floor than allow the only shopper in the store access to the area being swept?

... do some drivers going slow in the left lane speed up when you try to pass them then slow back down when you give up the effort?

... don't some drivers use their directional signals? (aka: indicators)

... can't/don't some drivers read the 4' x 4' sign posted that their lane ends SOON?

... do drivers in the merge lane always think they have the right of way?

... do some drivers who aren't using a cell phone sit through green turn arrows instead of paying attention to the signal?

... do people park in handicapped spaces who do not have a handicapped placard?

... didn't I stay home and use the pool?