HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it “George W. Bush”.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you, “Do you really want to get rid of ‘George W. Bush?'”

6. Firmly Click “Yes.”

7. Feel better?

PS: Next week we'll do Dick Cheney