Saturday, October 18, 2008


If you purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

If you purchased $1,000.00 with Enron, you would have had $16.00 left.

If you purchased $1,000.00 with WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling
REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.
Safe and Happy weekend to all!


At 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that go for Diet Coke cans too? What a fool I've been. You're the best!


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